PostgreSQL | Event Horizon
Unfortunately the conversion to the blackhole storage engine didn't go as
smoothly as planned, due to unexpected date-time dilation effects along the
event horizon. Details are sketchy ("
Query OK, ∞ rows affected, 1 warning (0.00 sec)"), but it appears the insertion
of a date with the value
0000-00-00 into the black hole
would have introduced an irreconcilable paradox into the Einsteinian
space-time continuum and caused life as we know it to end.
Fortunately I was able to import the emergency reserve system
from the backup punchcards using PostgreSQL's
The post-mortem disaster review has lead me to the conclusion that I should have obtained this particular MySQL certification first.